Hilary Pledged Delegate: I'm Backing McCain!
""No self-respecting woman should wish or work for the success of a party that ignores her."
Wait... is she talking about the Republican Party? Because that's the one that seems to fit. I'm confused.
Oh, no, wait. I'm not. This woman is an idiot. Spite voting is retarded. It's safe to admit it now, I would have voted for Hilary if she'd been the Democratic candidate. Because anything is better than four more years of Republican rule.
Obama: They Bring A Knife, We Bring A Gun
"The McCain camp was quick to object: "Barack Obama's call for 'new politics' is officially over."
Not at all, folks. Obama's from Chicago... and *that's* the Chicago Way.
New Obama campaign advisor: