Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Best Headlines of the Year 2014

So early in the year, I started sharing headlines that I thought were funny and saying "Contender for headline of the year." A friend wondered if I was actually keeping track... so I did.

So... presented for your approval, the contenders for headline of the year 2014. If I do this again next year, I'll probably leave Gawker headlines out, since those are purposefully exaggerated for linkbait purposes. The Guardian from the UK might also be too good at this.

As for what caught my eyes (and the eyes of others)? Sex, genitals, murder through unusual means, bestiality, drugs and unusual uses for animals.

My favorite? I still have to go with the very first one, which is the last one on the list.

Husband arrested for attacking his pregnant wife with a McChicken sandwich because "he doesn't like them"

Snake Thrown in Tim Horton's after diced onion dispute

 "Cannibal" Eats Woman and then dies after being tasered in Welsh Hotel

Male SF startup promises to make women's vaginas smell like ripe peaches

Nude man falls through ceiling at Logan, assaults bystander

Nervous Chinese Officials Search Pigeon Anuses for Bombs

Teletubby Breaks Into Home, Dumps Chinese Food In Purse, Leaves

Farrah Abraham Dressed Up As Frozen Elsa to Sell Molds of Her Asshole

Polygamist women dressed 'like ninjas' attack home of witness in Utah sex assault case

Nude Beach Blow Job Jet Ski Fight Leads to Wife's Death

Kid Rock subpoenaed to produce glass dildo as evidence in Insane Clown Posse lawsuit

Chubby Checker, HP settle lawsuit over penis-measuring app

American Exchange Student Pulled out of Giant German Vagina

Captain America Arrested for sending dick pics to teenage girl

High Elf High on Acid Attacks Woman's BMW with a sword

Woman killed with banjos

Topless Florida Woman Destroys McDonalds, Stops To Eat Ice Cream

Police Cite Texas Man In Banana Costume With AK-47 Across His Back

Norwegian Mass Murderer Refuses to Eat Until Prison Upgrades His Playstation Console

Man Covered in Jelly Had Sex With Cow While Friend Recorded It

German Barn Explosion Caused by 90 Farting Cows

Woman Pulls Gun from Vagina After Dispute Over Space Aliens: Cops

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