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New Reviews from the Talkback League of @$$holes

And part two of their reviews

The big news, of course, is that my daughter Kaitlin Olivia Lander was born about 35 hours ago, at 11:29 am on Thursday, March 27th. She was born at 7 lbs. 1 oz, was 19 1/4" in length and was perfectly healthy. I will be putting more and more pictures of her up on this site as the days go by.

Well, I've gone and done it. I've converted my old home page into a blogger, which means that everything that was here is now gone and in the process of moving to other servers, while this will be the home for my occasional postings and links to everything else.